J. R. R. Tolkien
A bunch of little people mug a dragon
One woman's excuse for an affair that got completely out of hand.
fucker wearing red stripes hides like a bitch
A kid's parents think his real tiger is stuffed
Odysseus dicks about Greece for 10 years whilst his wife gets hit on.
Bret Easton Ellis
Man goes on killing spree, nobody cares
he can't bang his best friend, so he settles for the redhead.
Captain Joshua Slocum
Man sails around the world. Alone.
Look at stars. Smoke weed. All day errday.
oedipus leaves home in fear of a prophecy. oedipus fucks his mom and kills his dad. he fills the prophecy. oedipus gouges his own eyes out. happy ending.
Nazi Germany sucks.
F Scott Fitzgerald
Party, party, party, let's all get wasted.
everyone ignores the black guy.
It's about a zombie, but the twist is, the zombie is the good guy!
don't trust women.
Moose totally abuses a kids hospitality. Eating muffins, stretching sweaters, destroying socks, and spilling paint on sheets.
Boy accused of stealing shoes. didn't. sent to dried lake. digs holes. climbs a mountain and finds treasure. proves innocence. Dad makes foot powder.